For meetings that could have been avoided
Calculate what work owes your mood.
A fake settlement calculator for useless meetings, corporate nonsense, and the tiny rewards that keep you from logging off forever.
How It Flows
Three steps. No healing required.
Step 1
Pick coping target
Choose what this meeting is paying for in spirit.
Step 2
Track meeting damage
Start the timer. Let the salary math do its tiny crime.
Step 3
Get imaginary receipt
Walk away with a fake receipt and a slightly cleaner soul.
Product Notes
Made after one meeting too many.
Made by a burnt-out big tech worker with too many feelings and a browser tab.
It is part calculator, part vent, part tiny protest against calendar life.
Still rough. Still changing. Secretly hoping the joke escapes containment.
Made For
- People who say "sounds good" and mean absolutely not.
- Anyone trapped in a meeting with no clear reason to exist.
- Workers turning irritation into jokes to stay employable.
If this made you feel seen, you can toss a tiny tip into the vent fund.
FAQ
Questions a compliance department might ask.
Short answers. No follow-up sync.
Is this legal advice?+
No. It is a joke in calculator form. Please do not bring it to court, HR, or your next review.
Is my salary saved?+
No. It runs in your browser. No login, no account, no salary database.
Why does this exist?+
Because meetings keep happening, and inner peace was not shipping this quarter.
How serious is the math?+
Serious enough for the bit. Not serious enough for payroll.
Ready When Your Calendar Is